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Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
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It gets me good

A saying said by a girl named sophie that means to have something someone does to make you happy and put you in ur feels
*boy winks at girl*
Girl: oof it gets me good
by Hao February 25, 2019
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ur poppa gets the whoppa

Worse than “ur mum gay”, “ur dad lesbian”, and also “ur granny tranny” this is the worst insult in the human race and only a pure intellectual can block this insult, but most of these “intellectuals” will die within the next few hours
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur mum gay
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u”
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur daddy lesbian”
Vape-lord-nord69- “no u” (struggling to stand)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur granny tranny
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u” (struggling to breathe)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur poppa gets the whoppa”
Vape-lord-nord69 - (dies instantly not getting a chance to reply)
by Nate higgers and juck fews March 12, 2018
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gets on my wick

meaning, somebody or something really grates on you/ is unbelievabley annoying, comes from the area of suffolk in the united kingdom, originates from candlestick makers when dirt used to stick onto the wick on the candle when being handled.
'oh this can'

'i know those beans really gets on my wick'
by mr.renfrew April 13, 2010
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gats

Guns and pistols is gats

-Big L "Ebonics"
by AC June 3, 2003
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Goatse

When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.

NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
by y in teh w0rld woudju c4re? April 24, 2009
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Goatse'd

1. To be the reciver.
2. To be tricked into viewing any pictures of Goatse.
3. The art of making things looks like Gostse.
1. Man, my asshole hurts that from that being Gostse'd
2. DAMNIT! I got goatse'd AGAIN!
3. This pumpkin totally looks like Goatse.
by Asymptotical October 4, 2005
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