gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

Gibbler

(Verb) To enter a friend's residence without knocking, with an attitude of nonchalance or excitement. Like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. (Noun) One who Gibblers.

Come over whenever and just Gibbler on in here.

by Chefload July 1, 2015

black gamble

The process of buying marijuana from a shady drug dealer(most commonly african american) in which you do not know the exact quantity or quality of the product(because of the lack of a scale and greed) and there is a highten chance of you getting robbed due to the dealers economic position.

Tom: Bill look at this, i played the black gamble yesterday because my regular guy was out and look at this dank ass shit.
Bill: Lucky, I play last week and the guy robbed me at gun point.

by That's not cum i sat in french onion dip November 20, 2006

Oscar Gamble

A women wearing short shorts where the hairy bush hangs outside the shorts looking like when Oscar Gamble was wearing a cape and his Afro hung out

Did you see the "Oscar Gamble" now that girl cant wear a wicked weasel

by Cameltoe slide Rider November 23, 2010

gamble

A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.

*In an office building*

Joe: Man I gotta fart.

Bill: So fart what's the big deal?

Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.

Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.

by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

clark gable

pretty much the sexiest guy ever to grace the earth. he will sweep you away with his charm and various skills (in bed of course). he's a super nice, funny, down-to-earth guy that everyone loves. His mustache has its own Facebook page. He is literally the definition of "tall, dark, and handsome." 6'1" and that means big d.

I love my boyfriend; he's totally Clark Gable. Amazing in bed.

by itsnotcarole November 29, 2013