Furnace

Exceeding “fire” and “hot” furnace is used to describe those things in life that are too hot to touch.

“Yo, that n***achin meme was furnace bro.”

by FoxMcClout November 12, 2020

furni the sience guy

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by 3v6h5vhw5t March 29, 2021

Furnadense

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.

This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.

by donka May 3, 2007

furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.

As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.

by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009

Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

Furniphobe

One who has a fear or prejudice against Furnisexuals.

Your such a Furniphobe, because you wont let me sit on your couch just because I am a furnisexual.

by Ottoman Lover April 22, 2010

furnit

a piece of furniture. 'Furniture' is an uncountable noun but 'furnit' is a countable noun.

He bought several furnits for his new house today.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010