fuck tart 

some one or thing that is more then retarted it or the person is fucking retarted.

you are a team killing fuck tart

fuck tart by ninjaspartan October 26, 2010

Holy Fucktards 

Jesus' army

The Holy fucktards marched to war with dicks in their hands.

Holy Fucktards by eric nyhuz May 25, 2004

Fucktard 

Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.

You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).

Fucktard by Maryjane1982 June 11, 2011

fucktard 

A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

fucktard by debtcollector December 11, 2007

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.

They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).

fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007

fucktastrophy 

1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.

1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.

fucktastrophy by Michael J. September 28, 2007

fucktarded 

When someone reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts and then slaps a fucktard in the face with the same hand...

You have just been fucktarded!

fucktarded by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 12, 2004