Fucktard 

Fucktard
The type of moron who is so retarded, that they panic buy toilet paper for a virus that doesn’t give you diarrhoea.

Dave:Really, look at this guy buying up all the toilet paper because of coronavirus.
Bob:That guy is a fucktard, you don’t get diarrhoea from coronavirus.

Fucktard by Ragnar Loddbrok June 26, 2020

Fucktard 

Chem teacher who’s gay as shit and accused me of cheating

“Hey did u do Ms Nunez’s chem hw yet?”
“Nah, she’s a fucktard”

Fucktard by Thicc Shaker October 2, 2021

Fucktard 

When you are so stupid, people cannot believe that you were the sperm that actually won!

You are the biggest fucktard I know. Your GPA must be in the negative...

Fucktard by 2Q+2Q=4Q August 2, 2023

Urban Fucktard

All the single, horny children that add girls' first names and make the definition "hottest woman ever ohhhh." Or, they post their friends' names as condoms, different lengths of penises, or references to types of porn.

*scrolling through Urban Dictionary*

Jesus Christ, it's Jason... Porn.

This must've been posted by an Urban Fucktard.

Urban Fucktard by _JK_ May 12, 2018

Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.

Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.

Swamp of fucktards by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018

Dumb Ass Fucktard 

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a fucking dumb ass whose fucking retarded.

Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.

Dumb Ass Fucktard by Needlebeetle69 September 18, 2020

Broke Dick Fucktard

A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.

AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.

IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)

Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.

It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!

Hey baby keep your distance from that Hoyt guy. He smells like the biggest Broke Dick Fuctard I ever had the misfortune to experience! OMG the whole group of them seem to be Broke Dick Fucktarded!

Broke Dick Fucktard by Hwytech March 8, 2021