Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016

Run-Fu

The most often overlooked of martial arts. It allows one to come out of battle completely unscathed. Only those with the correct balance of skills will be able to master it and fully utilize its potential, for both the physical and mental challenges that one faces.

You have a very good point, but, I HAVE RUN-FU, RUN AWAY!

by Brickmurus April 14, 2005

google-fu

google-fu

Function: noun
Etymology: google.com (search website) gOngfu skill, art
Date: 2003

: the ability to quickly answer any given question using internet resources, such as a search engine

Example: "My google-fu is strong this morning." (#insub IRC log, twid and others, circa 2003)

by twid March 8, 2003

Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is

Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"

by JesusLovesMe131 April 4, 2009

Kung Fu

Kung fu is one of a number of Chinese martial arts designed to refine the body and the mind. It is perhaps one of the most widely known Chinese martial arts, because many films incorporate kung fu techniques. There are hundreds of styles of kung fu taught all over the world, although they can be loosely divided into two camps: Shaolin style kung fu, and other techniques, some of which have a history which out dates the Shaolin order. Kung fu is seen with a variety of different spellings including gung fu and gong fu. This spelling variation is due to the difficulty of transliterating from Chinese to other languages. During the 19th and early 20th centuries, Chinese was transliterated using the Wade-Giles system, which transposed the Chinese “g” sound with a “k.” Parts of China and Taiwan still use the Wade-Giles system, but most of China has begun to use pinyin, which has replaced the “k” of the Wade-Giles system with a “g.” Bruce Lee and other famous martial artists from China also used the “g” when talking about gung fu. Shaolin gung fu has its origins in the fifth century. Like some other martial arts, it began in religious temples, where the monks sought a mind and body discipline.

In addition to the fighting style, kung fu also includes mental exercises and religious practices designed to balance the whole body. Kung fu is fundamentally about aligning the practitioner with chi, the life force which is believed to move all around us. Shaolin temples resembled universities, integrating a wide range of subjects of study. Therefore, traditional Shaolin styles such as Wing Chun, Crane, Praying Mantis, and Hung Gar incorporate knowledge from fields outside martial arts, such as the healing arts and meditation. Advocates for Shaolin styles believe that they are more rounded martial arts styles, and that practitioners will benefit from them on a whole body level. Other fighting styles, some of which predate the Shaolin style, are also lumped under the kung fu umbrella. They include Pa-Kua, Eagle Claw, and Eight Drunken Immortals styles. These kung fu disciplines are not considered to be Shaolin style because they did not originate in temples, and are focused primarily on fighting techniques. Whether Shaolin or otherwise, kung fu is characterized by self defense tactics which turn the energy of an attacker against him or her. Although the techniques may vary, individual kung fu styles teach grapples, throws, kicks, punches, and the use of weapons such as staffs. In addition to the physical discipline, most kung fu styles place an emphasis on respect, honor, and living a balanced life.

by Dancing with Fire January 9, 2011

cunt-fu

Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.

Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.

She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.

by M.Blur January 5, 2011

troll-fu

Skill at passing off an otherwise troll post as a legitimate argument on a discussion board such as slashdot. The hope is that one motivates many well considered responses despite the asinine content of one's post.

Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.

by LaskoVortex June 29, 2008