Floozesque

What a girl tries to add to her appearance to make herself think she's attractive, when she really just looks like a flooze.

Floozesque girls wear heavy-duty eyeshadow, non-functioning belts that sit on their backside, heels that are impossible to walk in, and painted-on clothing

by Telepast October 31, 2008

Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.

A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008

Floose Bluesed

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.

Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.

by hayDexter February 26, 2011

Floofing

When you are under the covers in bed and you lift them up and let all the cold air in. Horrible in winter but quite refreshing in warmer seasons.

Stop floofing, boyfriend, I only just got warm.

by Wierd Fishs 40 January 31, 2017

Floomed

Saddest nigga living

A nigga Floomed

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

Floof

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.

"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."

by Papi Longcock June 14, 2018

Floofing

Intentionally provoking a fight on social media.

I was in a pissy mood so I spent the night floofing assholes on NextDoor.

by Bluemeringue July 30, 2018