Verified Facts

When you are the one giving the first hand information on a topic or story facts being laid out and someone else can back it up with their / another person(s) information /story

" I had some cookies I made but it’s not the same high- I want to not wake up on the front lawn . True Story"
"my best friend did that on a business trip. Got fucked up missed his plane cuz he woke up on a random lawn"
"verified facts"

by buttaflylisa August 28, 2019

Fun facts

There's not a whole lot fun about most facts, so usually when someone tells you they have fun facts, they have misinformation, especially if it's coming from someone with a false name.

Fun facts are usually bullshit.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

Down like 4 flats

When someone asks if you're interested in doing something like going to a club or sporting event.

Joe: Hey, you down to go to the ball game football game Friday night?

Jayvon replies: I'm down like 4 flats.

by Jboymc September 15, 2021

Flatts

shitty weed

Lets go buy some flatts and sell it to kids

by tombent9 June 25, 2009