Flacts

Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact

"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"

by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.

Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020

Alternative facts

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts

Lies.

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.

by ez0ck January 22, 2017

All Flats

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.

Restaurant staff are often annoyed when patrons order "all flats", especially on busy nights.

by WavesofSound88 May 24, 2017

And them's the facts

When you have a bland conclusion, this is what you replace it with.

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable

Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts

by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022