fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

Fifty Eight Trillion

Fifty Eight

'Fifty Eight Trillion Dollars!'

by Judy Feeny Mary-Donton Dowmows January 5, 2022

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Fifty-Fifty car

A car that is painted white and orange.

Katie's Fifty-Fifty Car is skittles.

by Christopher Adam Z August 8, 2008

Fifty Fuck Flurry

A combination of all 50 state based urban dictionary sex acts where they're all done at a rapid fire rate following up one after another like a big sex flurry, and the sex acts that are involved goes as follows.

Alabama Hot Pocket
Alaskan Firedragon
Phoenix Riot Shield
Arkansas Knuckleball
San Francisco Steam Train
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob
Hartford Hot Sauce
Dover Dustoff
Tallahassee Night Train
Georgia Scorcher
Honolulu Handshake
Idaho Potato Sack
Peoria Handshake
Indiana Clown Pie
Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
Topeka Destroyer
Kentucky Lawnmower
Louisiana Bull-ride
Maine Garden Gnome
Baltimore Blowfish
Massachusetts Slurpee
Grand Rapids White Sauce
Minneapolis Bullfrog
Mississippi Meathook
Missouri Compromise
Montana Monorail
Omaha Hambone
Las Vegas Spatula
New Hampshire Smore
New Jersey Turnpike Special
New Mexico Window Washer
Manhattan Flapjack
North Carolina Headbutt
North Dakota Hot Air Balloon
Cleveland Steamer
Oklahoma Pink Sock
Oregon Mud Puddle
Philadelphia Sidecar
Rhode Island Hotdog
South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk
South Dakota Soggy Taco
Tennessee Log Jammer
Texas Chili Bowl
Mormon First Base
Vermont Maple Tapper
Virginia Hand Jive
Seattle Snorkeler
West Virginia Hand Puppet
Green Bay Butter Churner
Wyoming Prairie Dog

"You ain't ready for the Fifty Fuck Flurry homie."
"You think you can handle the Fifty Fuck Flurry my guy?"
"The Fifty Fuck Flurry ain't for beginners."

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025

the fifties

The cops or any law enforcement.

"Put the heat up. The Fifties (50) are out here."

by Lando_Vega December 4, 2020

Fifty Flaw

The Fifty Flaw sais if there is 50% chance of something going bad and 50% chance of something going good the bad thing will always happen to you. "It's almost like there is 100% chance of everything going wrong." The acceptance of this "flaw" as plausible is often based on personal experience. It's a very moderate pessimistic claim nothing extreme.

-50% of men get cancer.
-Guess i'll die. Fifty Flaw.

by NotBadIntent August 26, 2018