Feck All

Is usually the number of Huddersfield Giants fans who travel to away games

Pete: "Where's the Giants fans then?"

Jon: "You old fool Pete, can't you remember they bring feck all to Craven Park"

by EHiW May 9, 2008

feec

Noun. Feces.

Verb. To expel fecal matter, to poo.

Noun
"You should place more flowers on the altar Reverend, it smells like feec in here."

Verb
Reverend: "Where's the groom?"
Best Man: "He's in back feecing."

by Quanfucius May 6, 2005

Feech

a feech is a saggy vagina.

ur mother has a stinky old Feech that no one will ever touch or root because it looks like a melted oyster.

by michael and david August 7, 2007

freckle

An S.A.S. game, played thusly:
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.

"Who wants to play freckle?"
"Not me, you sick fuck"

by BrodieNoochie Campbell March 27, 2008

freckle fuck

an annoying white person with an abundant amount of freckles. Probably has an extremely close relationship with his father, almost to the point that it's homoesexual

Freckle Fuck: Aww gee dad, your the best, thanks for taking me hunting!
Freckle Fuck's Father: It's nothing son, your my boy and I'm proud of you. Now lets sing a song!

by ark September 23, 2004

feck

Of Irish origin, feck is what a lady says when she really wants to say fuck

So Mary is a real lady, when she gets mad she says feck it anyway instead of fuck it
Me Mam told me to tell ye to feck off

by yatenga December 15, 2011

feckless

feckless a verb not giving a feck therefore he or she is feckless

Johnny is a felon and does not give a feck about the presidential election in 2020

He is a feckless fucker

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2019