Masturlate

The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.

Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.

by EHiW May 12, 2008

Feck All

Is usually the number of Huddersfield Giants fans who travel to away games

Pete: "Where's the Giants fans then?"

Jon: "You old fool Pete, can't you remember they bring feck all to Craven Park"

by EHiW May 09, 2008