Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.

My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu

“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!

by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022

mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.

Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

Fmasterbatetor

Someone who constantly updates on any social networking site

Shannon is updating again, what a chronic fmasterbatetor

by RobertJeromeo April 30, 2011

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

fratsturbate

The act of boosting your self confidence with fellow members of your fraternity

Ex 1 : Sam decided not to go out by fear of rejection, he fratsturbated instead
Ex 2 : Sam, nobody wants you here, go back to fratsturbating.

fraternity fratboy frat

by MrRock151 October 8, 2016