This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.
Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!
by Dash Random October 27, 2010
Similar to a victory lap, but instead of driving in a circle to show off, you celebrate by masturbating to your favorite porn.
-"Hey, i heard you won your match yesterday?"
-"Yeah, when i got home i celebrated with a big old victory fap."
-"Yeah, when i got home i celebrated with a big old victory fap."
by Thatguy4 December 21, 2009
by ticktick667 July 24, 2008
My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!
by Mike the Fike... March 23, 2020
by eden5900 September 05, 2003
Proclaimed as one the the hardest challenges ever,"no Fap September".
The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.
The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!
The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.
Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.
Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.
Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases
Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.
No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.
The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!
The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.
Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.
Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.
Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases
Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.
No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
Anon 1: Hey man im still going strong i love no fap september.
Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...
Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*
HE LOST!!!
Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...
Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*
HE LOST!!!
by stewfubuddy September 02, 2009
by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021