The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Etcetera.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Etcetera.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks
man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday
Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management
Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?
Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?
Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus
Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind
Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday
Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management
Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?
Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?
Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus
Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind
Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
by Interactive September 29, 2009
Get the Grammar Failmug. Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.
by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010
Get the Fail Fridaymug. To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!
Person2: You fail at life.
Person2: You fail at life.
by Colin B. September 16, 2005
Get the fail at lifemug. Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007
Get the Failed Nerdmug. by Redeeris October 7, 2010
Get the Fail fogmug. the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.
Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."
insert laugh here....just saying...
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."
insert laugh here....just saying...
by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010
Get the fail marymug. by 5'11"Racer October 6, 2006
Get the failing it upmug.