A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
by entmike June 15, 2008
Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.
by KellsBells88 June 03, 2010
To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!
Person2: You fail at life.
Person2: You fail at life.
by Colin B. August 23, 2005
Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 07, 2007
the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.
Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."
insert laugh here....just saying...
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."
insert laugh here....just saying...
by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010
by Redeeris October 06, 2010
I was failing it up in that hard math class.
by 5'11"Racer October 06, 2006