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fap shaft

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.
by TheBirdofKolo September 9, 2013
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Fap Points

the amount of sexiness rating of an individual or an object, most usually on the internet
She used up all my fap points.
by Jamzy9 January 12, 2014
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Fap free

John has blue balls. He's been fap free for a week.
by Wlou73 July 6, 2015
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fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.
I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.
by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015
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fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something
I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed
by Elite1227 February 23, 2018
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Fap Frenzy February

¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February
¨Hell yeah brother
by Click on this for free vbucks November 13, 2018
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fap goggles

A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011
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