ass eating

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit

Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating

by Asseating6917 September 2, 2017

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

eating daisies

the act of putting yellow mustard on butt holes then licking. leave the middle brown to resemble a daisy.

we could all tell that Dick had been eating daisies by the mustard on his upper lip.

by yukcitysmiles January 24, 2009

eXtine

A man who commentates and plays a hat simulator video game.

eXtine - "Yaooww"
Man - "Oh man that's beautiful"

by Eis oom October 8, 2011

Eating Dinner

A horrible excuse, often used by your friends, to go slip away to have "fun" with their peepee or lack there of: They go to "Eat Dinner." This excuse is often identified, as an excuse, because no one eats dinner in 2 seconds, and/or, 2-4 times in one day. Once you leave, after using this excuse, your friends will continually joke about you "Eating Dinner," until you return...

Wow, they must be satisfied after ,"Eating Dinner."

by NOTFG2040 January 7, 2019

Eating House

The superior alternative to sororities. Rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you'll elect to join their house.

Also known as "eating club."

Can be found at Davidson College (Rusk, Warner, Turner, Connor), Princeton University, etc.

Person 1: Do you think you're going to join an Eating House?
Person 2: Most definitely! But I can't decide between Turner and Rusk....

by AMPhillips January 1, 2009