by Betty Jo February 14, 2019
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Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 30, 2019
Get the existential appetizer mug.An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.
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Person 2: I'll never find it because it's exist'nt.
Person 1: That's pretty tough.
Person 2: I'll never find it because it's exist'nt.
Person 1: That's pretty tough.
by Commamamander March 17, 2020
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Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing
by Joe Ad December 26, 2021
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Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass
When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
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