spider elf

An awesome elf on a shelf. He\she is a spider man elf lol. OwO

yo spider elf is Cool!

by Pink bunny rose December 26, 2021

Lounge Room Elf

Rare human elf-like creature from Yorkshire. Known for spontaneoulsy rearranging lounge room furniture and scavenging for medium to large size pieces of cheese.

Where did all that cheese suddenly disappear to? Hmm, I think you might have a lounge room elf. Leave some wine out, wait, and you may just catch it.

by Thomas Watermelon February 9, 2019

National Spoon an Elf Day

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.

Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

by small dawg October 26, 2019

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.

Oh look its Chris the Elf !

by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019

Ass Elf

A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female

An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."

by Daniel poopypantsalot January 9, 2010

Ass elf

one who follows John Birley

one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass

by Otto Octavius March 13, 2004