ex-husband in-law

The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.

My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.

by Bullistic268 February 24, 2010

Ex Friend

1.Someone who you wish would realise their mistake
2."When being right is more important than being friend then that's the end of being friends"

"If they were really your friend they wouldn't want you to apologize" "I want to be your friend again! I'm sick of being a Ex Friend!"

by cheryIblossom June 12, 2018

ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

ex-sex

We've all done it. Sex with an ex.

Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.

Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex

"Can't get warts from her again. I am already carrying that virus. So we decided to have some ex-sex and now she won't leave me alone. I remember why I hated that stanky ho."

"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."

by Stinky McBurr May 2, 2006

ex sex

n. The sex gotten when one breaks up with one's highschool sweet heart and then come back from college at one of the assorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)

1) "What are you doing over winter break man?"
"Getting some ex sex, how about you?"

by KaCe December 15, 2004

Ex-Enstarries

sub species of human being who get really salty because of ensemble stars and left the game only to keep shitting on the game even after years of them leaving the fandom

"someone keep shitting on enstars again"
"oh it must be ex-enstarries"

by saeggthorns January 25, 2020

ex-boyfriend

what all girls hate

"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"

by ilyy February 9, 2009