Dallas Cowboys

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.

"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"

by token1 September 25, 2009

dallas brandewie

the sexiest man alive

mmmmmm dallas brandewie

by wiebrandman59 July 27, 2012

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

dallas, pa

shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.

Guy 1: Yo where do you live?

Ian: I'm from Dallas, pa

Guy 1: Oh sweet, Texas?

Ian: No man... Dallas Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Damn, isn't that place a huge shithole?

by fuckdallaspa March 2, 2009

Dallas

That city full of wonders, including a building that looks like an electric dandelion, Ross Perot, and "city hall."
A good place to go if you like schizophrenic hobos, cheap transit and good times in hot temperatures.

Person 1: Are you headed to Los Angeles for the summer to hit the beach?
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to Dallas, they might not have a beach but they have some damn good public swimming pools since the mayor spends her time restoring them instead of repairing actual infrastructure.

by super nelliot October 6, 2005

Dallis

Someone who most likely has severe ADD. He likes to make up his own lyrics to famous songs and sing them to anyone who will listen (or won't listen). He just might be the biggest freak you know. And somehow, through all of this, he is still very lovable.

That kid over there dancing on the table, he is such a Dallis!

by izadam January 7, 2011

Dallas

Only tha best city in Texas; d-town

Dallas city, sin city, my city.
(Put em' up!!)
Throw dat D up in tha air now
(Put em' up!!)
Representin' 4 my city
Dallas Texas
214
ALLLLLL-READY

by Hot Hood Chic November 20, 2006