Doug

To jerk off, to masturbate

Dude he pulled a Doug in the parking lot

I could go for a good Doug right about now

by DomiNater July 14, 2021

Doug Dimmadome

a person who wears all white and a comically large hat

man that guy looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023

Douging

When a group of people randomly meet up in the woods, often at night and create a circle of cars with the lights pointing to the center of the circle. At least two people then enter the circle and play golf while the others watch.
Ideally one of the people in the circle is Polish or ginger, getting both a Polish and a ginger playing golf within the circle at the same time is known as 'super douging'

Douging is named after the inspiration for the practice - Douglas Simpson.

I'm getting a new driver this week, hope it arrives in time to take it douging tonight.
Anyone know any Polish or gingers? I need a douging partner for this evening and Doug pulled out at the last minute.

by ps3ud0nym May 6, 2014

Doug Style

an old guy who does not accept his baldness, because of a few scattered hairs.

my father is going bald, but now he is Doug Style.

by Cybão June 10, 2022

Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉

by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024

Doug

Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...

Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows man...no one.

by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023