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Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."
by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025
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Most divorced man

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet
by Tbenson November 27, 2024
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divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience
she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene
by child of divorce June 1, 2022
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Divorcer

A divorcer is the person who divorces someone. i.e. The opposite of a divorcee.
I'm on my sixty-ninth divorce. I'm a pro divorcer.
by Your second mother May 29, 2021
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Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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andrews divorce

A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.
by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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