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within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”
by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021
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Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
by Draco Left January 17, 2021
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Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
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wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete December 1, 2010
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012
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socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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