Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

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by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

Mr. Diddlez

He is ashamed of being a diddler but he's also a champion at it

Mr. Diddlez has two watches on because it's always time to diddle

by anonymous March 7, 2021

diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009

skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010

Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 9, 2004

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008