derp

when ones eyes go every which way. Usually dogs such as pugs derp.

whats wrong with your dog? Her eyes are going everywhich way.

dude. shes just derping.

by derpderpdog June 21, 2010

Dempsey

A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.

"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."

by tightmoanzz October 16, 2008

derp

Derp- noun/verb/adverb/adjective: a very complex infrastructure that is only accessible when the gateway to your soul has been compromised by your true emotions.

#1- Hey, whats up?

#2- Derp.

by Derpman1324 June 19, 2011

Derp Roar

The sound a tiger with down syndrome makes

damn does that tiger have the downs?

Tiger: Derp Roar

yup i guess it does!

by AzcleDeL April 12, 2010

herp derp

Something idiots say. Usually it is supposed to indicate stupidity in somebody else, but the person saying it is usually the dumb one.

Herp derp look at this noob.

by Turbo_Phoenix May 17, 2011

sweepin the deeps

For those truly leet, to sweep their deep deep deeps.

Jon went to the bathroom to start sweepin the deeps with his new razor.

by Mr.Sweepdeep July 26, 2009

derpabetic

1. A diabetic so terrible at managing the disease that he or she is constantly calling the paramedics. 2. A person who is chronically derpy.

That diabetic dude used the wrong insulin again because he's a derpabetic.

by DiabeetusGirl May 2, 2013