Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

Dangersexy

Handsome, charming, hilarious, rugged, dashing, freakishly tall, Nerdstradomus, attention whore, passive aggressive, man toddler, unpleasantly orange, terrible tipper, Irish imbecile, Jumping Jackass, alabastard, floundering meatstick, dork vader, insecurity jones, tower of need, Cowardly Giant, Jangling jerkweed, The Mayor of Needyville, Translucent Transgener, meth-addled ginger, dead eyed mope, tall glass of nothin', prancing egomaniac, made of farts, Henpecked Hambone, Mr. "Look at me, please look at me!"

Conan O'Brien is super dangersexy

by DanishLunch March 11, 2011

Lady Danger

When two or more women share their menstrual cycle.

You're on your period too? Lady Danger!

by .Pain October 18, 2015

dangeresque

1. A fictional character played by Strong Bad.
2. A Trilogy with Strong Bad playing Dangeresque, Coach Z as Ranaldo, and Bubs as Dangeresque's enemy.
Extras: The Cheat,Strong Mad,Marzipan and Strong Sad as StrongBad's stunt double (not comfirmed).
The latest film is due June 2004. It is 'Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'.....in 3D!

Ranaldo:Sounds pretty Dangerous!
Dangeresque:No. Sounds DangerESQUE!

by Adam S., last time I checked. December 1, 2003

danger skank

1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.

2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.

He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

dangenerate

a slacker. lazy, unmotivated. one who cuts corner

dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party

by hc December 9, 2003

Danger pizzle

When you get drunk and have to piss so badly that you go on the side of a building and don't want the hootie-hoo to catch you.

Man, I'm wasted. I'm gonna take a danger pizzle on that wall over there.

by B-Carp May 5, 2005