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Messy Democrat

You are having sex with a girl and you pull out too earl and make a mess of things
He got it all over her stomac when he went all Messy Democrat on her
by PP,JJ January 2, 2009
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democracy

Fascism you can vote for.
How exactly does the President do more good then Hussein?
by Ken July 20, 2004
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democrat

1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party

2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught.

3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist.

4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety.

5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers.

6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican.

7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment."

8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me.
If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats.

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Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans
by VoiceOfReason June 11, 2006
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democracy

"A lullaby to sooth a troubled infant. "(Borges)
When Alexander of Macedon conquered and pillaged much of the known world over two thousand years ago, he claimed that he did so to spread 'democracy.'
by c l basile January 21, 2004
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democracy

A form of government which looks good on paper, but in practice, really sucks.
Ha! You say democracy like its a good thing!
by Jackie, IQ 140 September 25, 2005
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DEMComics

A very fun website to go to. lol yes it is my site, but trust me it is very fun to go to. www.geocities.com/demmaster I have RPGs, a Chat room, a ForumBoard and much more stuff. All created by me.
I am the Owner of DEMComics
by demmaster June 17, 2004
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democrap

The daily lying that Democrats do in front of the American public. All in the name of manipulation and attacking the Republicans regardless of the facts.
Today Democrat U.S. Senators Nancy Pelosi and Elijah Cummings took a big democrap today claiming that Michael Flynn called himself a scapegoat today on his Twitter account after resigning last night as National Security Adviser. Turns out the quoted account was fake and the senators had to apologize.
by cowhead007 February 14, 2017
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