desperate housewives

BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH defies any other despcription.

"Desperate Housewives is the BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by half of the foursome May 23, 2007

yepper dee depper

Someone enthusiastically agreeing with someone else.

My friend had asked me if I'd like to go to the party, and I replied, "I certainly yepper dee depper do!"

by it's a secret! April 15, 2003

Desperately Cute

One who is horny or wants to have sex but does it in a cute way or atleast isn't begging for it.

Pink: MAN! babe i was praying that you wouldn't come on your period... just hold off until Sunday...but Dag! i guess its just not the time for us yet..

Twink: Aww that was so desperately cute !

by Cheeseburger Lips November 12, 2009

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

hell's deepest pit

The home of your mother-in-law

"Damn bro you look exhausted today, smth wrong ?"

"Can't imagine bro, yesterday i gotta show appearance to my mother-in-law dinner table"

"Damn bro, you've got through hell's deepest pit"

by TrumpsDream January 3, 2016

desperate

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under because they cant get anyone their own age.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desperate!

by yankeesfan22000 July 25, 2009

derper

a person who cums too early; or someone who fucks it up, can be used in many different scenarios. refer to example

"Man I really derped that exam"
"He's terrible in bed, such a derper"
or just plain "you fuckin derper!"

by harry couter February 25, 2009