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Dildo Horse

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.
by kas858 June 26, 2010
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dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
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dildo saggins

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.
by Ice4747 September 15, 2016
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dildo shaggins

The Hobbit when he's Horny
Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)
by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016
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Dildo Socket

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!
by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011
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dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011
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Dildo, Canada

A town on the island of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
Boy: Hey where are you from?

Girl: Dildo, Canada.

Boy: ...Wtf..?
by mistercity July 22, 2006
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