Dilf God

This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.

Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 26, 2021

DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

by Wattpad LeLilCat March 15, 2022

dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 14, 2022

Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012

Omega dilf sebastian Klein

Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty

If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.

“Who made that one song about guessing a poo?”
“That was Omega dilf sebastian klein of course”

by miffster June 24, 2021

dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 16, 2004

DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

by Jackizzle January 6, 2009