X-Bow Cycle

Cocksuckers that have no life, get no bitches and are too much of a pussy to actually play with cards and just defend with two buildings then rocket cycle in triple. You know they're trash when they can't even spell their own win condition when it's only 4 letters long, goes to show just how intelligent the clown "3.0 X-Bow Pro" is.

Person: Hey did you hear? Rocket got nerfed

"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!

by Skill_Issue February 11, 2023

cyclegasm

orgasm given by a bicycle when ur riding HARD!!!!!11one1
A *certain* area needs to be very gentle for this condition.

those Latvian guys got like 3 cyclegasms in a row as they were riding uphill

by nommable August 22, 2008

Emanstrial cycle

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle

Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle

by Realfacts4urlife July 12, 2017

The Cyclone

The act of receiving a blowjob while your partner's feet are attached to a spinning ceiling fan.

Friend 1: "Why is your fan ripped off your ceiling?"

Friend 2: "My girl and I tried something called the cyclone... fucked me and my house up."

by Leb&Bunbun May 3, 2022

Cyclown

A perjorative term pertaining to a student or athletic team member of the pathetic institution that is Iowa State University. Note the similarity to the term "Assclown". The term is in reality a combination of ISU's mascot, the Cyclone and "Assclown." One might say that a Cyclown is the skidmark on the proverbial underwear of the state of Iowa.

Adam: you, my dear sir, are a God damn, no-talent, Cyclown!!!!!!!

by Marc Peru January 10, 2005

cyclops meat clown

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

cycletard

Young urban hipster that rides a bicycle. These special people wear skin tight pants with some punk belt with their ass crack hanging out, pant leg rolled up and Chuck Taylor All Stars shoes on and some sort of skin tight t-shirt and stupid assed necklace like a dog chain around their neck. They've usually modified a good bicycle and turned it into an abomination by taking the brakes off, handlebars straight and chopped, and fixed gears. They think they're gods gift to bicycling (which sucks anyway) and think they rule the road. They're more like deer on the road, very unpredictable, and swerve in and out of traffic in rush hour, use the sidewalks and generally cry large alligator tears when they get run down... Cycletards are the worst of the hipster douchebags on the planet.

What was that I just ran over? I think it might have been a cycletard, as I have black jeans wrapped around my axle now. Damn it.

by SeattleEvilDave October 17, 2009