Cum

1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters

Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn

by SpamWhale December 8, 2010

Cum

(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.

"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."

by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

Cum

The. act of cumming into someone's asshole and impregnating them

Dude I let our a load of cum in your mom yesterday

by KKKarma01 July 28, 2020

Cum

The stuff that comes out a man or a boys Penis

Out of my Penis came "cum" or semen.

by i enjoy cheese products. January 31, 2015

Cum

Little tadpoles

I will cum

by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020

Cum

Baby gravy

"Honey I want a baby"

"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

cum

cum

cum

by Memetric February 17, 2021