Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

cybercognizant

After the mix ups of white hats, black hats, skript kiddies and generaly hackers. People arose with knowledge about programming, hacking, phreaking and anything to do with the cyber realm. They were doubed CyberCognizant which derives from the words cyber and cognizant. Cybercognizant refers to a person who knows all things cyber.

Dude last night i was hacking into the federal reserve and a cybercog(cybercognizant) cut me off and gave me a warning!

by Shadow July 28, 2004

cyber fornication

computer sex (IMing, Facebook chatting, MySpace messaging, etc.)

Some curious teens have cyber fornication on their computers.

by Samm Scott August 25, 2008

cyber-high

not high with your friends, but on any online conversation or video game where you smoke and then talk or play games online.

Matt: Dude go get on Wow right now and get cyber-high with us.
Jacob: Okay man let me go blaze this bowl and ill get on.
Matt: Ok see ya.

by J-Mize December 16, 2008

cyber vd

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 20, 2008

Cyber-twatting

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

by Sweet River C June 11, 2009

cyber-dyslexia

It is the same as regular dyslexia, but you are doing it on the computer. Where you have constant typos after trying to correct the first typo.

So i was talking with someone and constantly had cyber-dyslexia cause I am retarded

by Miss Captain Morgan September 5, 2010