crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016

crapsia

The feeling of anticipation, curiosity, or fear in the time between shitting and looking back down at it.

You really cant use crapsia in a sentence, man... its just like a feeling

by lol i am an adult March 10, 2017

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017

Crapei

A creamy dough filled with marshmallows, hot chocholate, and gram cracker bits

When we went to the restaurant my sister ordered a crapei

by Girl in grey July 28, 2017

Crapedurral

When you sit on the toilet long enough that your legs fall asleep, then you take a massive dump.

Give me 30 minutes, I’ve got to get a crapedurral.

by Cbearbeerc May 21, 2018

crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018