cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

Cactus Pricker

A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.

I gave cindy a Cactus Pricker last friday because I forgot to shave again before hand.

by Andrew Mueller January 7, 2006

Crabtree

Someone or something that is of moderate quality.

In past years Tom Brady has been an elite quarterback, but this year he's just crabtree.

by Gohawks October 11, 2014

Cactus Jack

One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.

by rtben00 January 31, 2022

cactopaper

Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.

Doug-Are you ok?
Justin-Yeah but i just wiped my ass with some cactopaper and now i think i'm bleeding.

by Justisemo June 18, 2007

Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011