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The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.
by newyy1 June 8, 2020
mugGet the The Covid 15mug.

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
mugGet the covid clustermug.

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.
The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
mugGet the Covid-in-Chiefmug.

Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
mugGet the Covid Spelunkermug.

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot
I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes
by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid-toesmug.

Covid Karen

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.
by Caszie87 August 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid Karenmug.

covid-b

Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.
I think i’m coming down with Covid-B because i just finished listening to cardis earrape songs
by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020
mugGet the covid-bmug.

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