Cougar Cooter 

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.

Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK

Cougar Cooter by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

Cougar Den 

A bar/club where 40ish women cougargo to look for hook ups. Must use excuse "happy hour " so not to draw attention to actual reason for entering. Tight clothes and visable cleavage a must to enter Den. A Very competetive enviroment . A great place to show off the new boobs.

1. Scottsdale Arizona has alot of cougar Dens "bars". 2. Lets go to "xyz" barcougar den for happy hour. 3. this place is packed with cougars!

Cougar Den by r--yan99 December 9, 2008

Cougar cub 

A guy who wants an older woman.

I met a hot 50 year old last night. I'm gonna be her cougar cub.

Cougar cub by Pamrobber February 26, 2017

Cougar Meat 

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

Cougar Meat by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009

cougar equation 

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

cougar equation by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

cougar commander 

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

cougar commander by BeyGenii August 28, 2009

Cougar Spooger 

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008