Cosmic

Adj. To Get a blowjob.

Man I was with this girl last night, and she hooked it up with a cosmic!

by dD April 18, 2005

Cosmic Memers

Cosmic Memers Is the best discord server in all of Discord, and the community is so nice that once you join, you won't want to leave. So if you aren't in it right now, Search it up and join!

"Im going to go to Cosmic Memers really quick"

by ChocoSmoodie December 7, 2020

Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.

I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.

by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011

Cosmic

To suffer from an overdose of Ecstasy resulting in limb failure, mainly affecting the arms.

Dude don't take 4 at once, you're not as tolerant as Tim. You'll just Cosmic like Brando did at school from the 1/2 of a green smiley.

by Mike drinkwater September 26, 2007

cosmic brownie

after sticking it in someone's ass, you blow a load and make them lick off the cum and poop mixture.

my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i gave her a cosmic brownie. she loves that kind of shit.

by Roman G. February 9, 2004

cosmic

A person who loves shopping with his wife and then goes home and models the dresses she has brought for herself. Although denying a love for it, secretly he loves the touch of the dress material.

John : hey you hear about billy, spent the day shopping with his wife and got caught with a dress on.

Gary : Told you he's cosmic, didn't i?

by jimbolina August 21, 2006