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Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually
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convoyer

One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Offensive and disruptive actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to clear them out.
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convoyer

One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to stop them.
by AMAX123 March 20, 2024
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Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis
He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!
by @Katharsyis June 5, 2024
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"
XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!
by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021
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Rust Console Edition

The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you
Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍
by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023
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