Owen Compton

Sad ass dude rn💔😔

Instead of saying the word “SAD” say Owen Compton😀

by Lilpack14 @amos December 3, 2018

over compton

Over Compton is a small village in Dorset. If you live there your either a old religious peice of shite or a young person who wants to escape this place of boredom. It also boarders Yeovil ( do your own research) which is a town which well reflects what over Compton is

Person 1 - do you want to go over Compton buddy?
Person 2 - fuck that lets go to ANYWHERE ELSE instead.

by Oss11 April 20, 2019

digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.

Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022

The compton school

A school where most boys are pedos

Person 1: You go to the compton school?

Person 2: Yeah man

person 1: thats so peak ☠️☠️

person 2: yeah tbh the teachers wanna make me kms *cough* mr patel *cough*

by Compton skl is mid November 5, 2022

Hacking computors Day

This day just hacking your computor downloads viruses and more
On January 31 this day will start

Wait what Hacking computors Day oh no...

by RusTim113011 January 1, 2023

Relativistic Computing

The art of exploiting the freaky time and space distortions predicted by Einstein's Special Relativity to make computers do wild shit. The core idea: if you move a processor or memory at a significant fraction of light speed relative to another part of the system, time literally slows down for the fast-moving part (time dilation). This could let you perform ultra-fast calculations from a slower-moving observer's perspective or solve problems where synchronization is fucked by relativity.

Example: Imagine a financial trading AI hosted on a satellite in a super-fast orbit. From Earth's perspective, its clock ticks slower. It could run millions more simulated market scenarios in what feels like a blink of an eye down here, executing trades before its earthbound competitors even finish booting up. Alternatively, a "relativistic blockchain" where consensus is achieved by comparing timestamps from nodes moving at different velocities, making it unhackable unless you can mess with the fabric of spacetime itself. It's Relativistic Computing.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Spacetime Computing

A next-level concept beyond relativistic computing that uses the gravitational aspects of Einstein's General Relativity for information processing. The idea is to exploit the warping of spacetime itself—like using the gravity wells of black holes or the stretched fabric around massive objects—to perform calculations. Think of it as using the universe's geometry as a computational substrate. Time dilation isn't from speed, but from gravity.

Example: A "black hole server farm." You lower a sealed compute pod toward the event horizon of a small, artificial black hole. From the perspective of distant operators, time for the pod grinds almost to a halt due to intense gravity. The pod performs an impossibly complex calculation (like modeling climate over millennia) in what feels like a few hours of external time. You then retrieve it, having effectively performed vast amounts of computation in a short external timeframe. It's the ultimate overclocking—using gravity to freeze a processor's clock so it can do more ticks relative to the outside world. It's Spacetime Computing.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026