ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

by barista101 July 18, 2011

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

Coffee Slam

A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.

Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.

Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?

Chet: Why would I?

Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.

by KaseDefined January 27, 2018

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Coffee Nim

A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.

I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.

by travelmop July 13, 2011

Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016