cockbroken

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.

Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead

by Mezolit October 24, 2014

cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008

casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

conkblock

the act of blocking a shot by the goaltender Ty Conklin of the Pittsburgh Penguins or basically....just making saves.

1: did you just see that save?
2: yeah....st. louis just got conkblocked!

by Racheley January 21, 2008

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

cockblop

When excessively playing Call of Duty: BLack OPS gets in the way of your having sex.

Jim: "Man, Dave was supposed to go over to Kayla's for a booty call last night, but he stayed in playing team deathmatch instead..."

Al: "Yeah, he pretty much cockblopped himself"

by scr0ful0u5 November 15, 2010