Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

choping

To scratch ones crotch similar to scrotch

Hobsy:did you just look at my crotch
Gregsy: Well you wear choping it so vigourously...
Hobsy:would you like a go
Gregsy: well..

quote from 101 tales of arse buggery
WARNING may not actually be a book

by Jiffy May 5, 2005

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

chodigga

jorischs retarded way of defining kristina rodriguez

"hey chodigga" (kristina)

by tammjewzyoozy April 5, 2005

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017