Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.

"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"

by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 29, 2013

choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

chadiwhack

What the "underdog" team is called after winning despite having gotten the worst players.

Those chadiwhacks really kicked our asses last night at Taboo!

by The Calendar Queen January 1, 2017