Chelmsford

the action of lying. An excuse you give for something that doesn't exist, because we all know that no one knows whats in Chelmsford! So if you want to say you have something (but you really don't) say it's in Chelmsford!

person 1: I have three summer houses....in Chelmsford
person 1: I have an indoor and outdoor basketball court....in Chelmsford
person 2: Dude show me
person 1: I cant Bernie will kill me
person 2: Dude your lying you don't have all that stuff!
person 1: In Chelmsford i have a girlfriend too.
person 2: Now thats crossing the line you obviously don't have a girlfriend your a fat chode!

by Harpo-Groucho-Zeepo March 29, 2011

Chemical Release

Origin: Australian Military. A term used when someone has released a particularly toxic fart

Digger 1: We have just obtained chemical release!

Digger 2: So I noticed.

by Gallogael March 23, 2009

My Chemical Romance

Emo filth band with some fuckin' great music.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just started listening to My Chemical Romance and they're fucking great!"
Guy 2: "Fuckin' emo trash."

by The Butt Fuck May 8, 2018

My Chemical Romance

An amazing band which broke up on March 22nd 2013, but as on Halloween 2019 have gotten back together! Fuck yeah Killjoys! Make some noise!!!

"My chemical romance, aren't they a dead band?"
"Not anymore, they just got back together this Halloween!"

by GayL0rD69 November 10, 2019

The Happy Chemical

Full phrase of the shortened THC , the active ingridient in marijuana.

Hey, where'd you pick up the Happy Chemical?

by ErisM August 25, 2008

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

Calembe

Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.

Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.

I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.

by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009