1 definition by Harpo-Groucho-Zeepo

the action of lying. An excuse you give for something that doesn't exist, because we all know that no one knows whats in Chelmsford! So if you want to say you have something (but you really don't) say it's in Chelmsford!
person 1: I have three summer houses....in Chelmsford
person 1: I have an indoor and outdoor basketball court....in Chelmsford
person 2: Dude show me
person 1: I cant Bernie will kill me
person 2: Dude your lying you don't have all that stuff!
person 1: In Chelmsford i have a girlfriend too.
person 2: Now thats crossing the line you obviously don't have a girlfriend your a fat chode!
by Harpo-Groucho-Zeepo March 13, 2011
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