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child porn

10.0.72.145
the FBI is on their way stay calm and dont move
your being arrested for possession and illegal watching of child porn
by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022
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child support

another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined
Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!"

Friend 2: "well...there are always hitmen for hire..."
by intellectual black man March 6, 2008
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child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
by anonymous April 10, 2021
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child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
by concerned student January 3, 2004
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child boo

yeah right , keep dreamim , you wish , nigga please
Jhena:i saw bow wow yesterday and he gave me his numba

Kelly:child boo
by lil' romeo's wifey December 28, 2005
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child support

1) A good idea when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them.

2) A bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with the children.
1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr.

2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children.

I think equally shared physical custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support.
by $ugar Daddy May 12, 2009
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child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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