collarship

An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.

Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.

by QuacksO January 22, 2015

cellaphone

My 91 year old Dad's version of cell phone. Makes sense - telephone - cellaphone.

Dad: I'm driving over to your house tonight. If I'm late, I'll call you on my cellaphone.

by zeebyrd November 17, 2015

cellable

To be available via cell phone.

I am leaving work now, but I am cellable.

by Runamuckranch December 5, 2015

cellancholy

The sadness or anxiety one feels when one leaves one's cell phone at home.

I felt cellancholy all day without my phone.

by A#1lovehandle March 5, 2016

Collart

To absolutely fucking demolish something

“I’m gonna collart your head off fam!”

by Active Yg November 22, 2018

celard

Powerful gang or mafia leader. Particularly short in stature but don’t let that fool you. They are some of the most terrifying people to come across in a dark alley. Celards are naturally sexy and born rulers.

Did you know Connor was a celard?

Yes of course, Connor is a sexy leader!

by drewstone January 24, 2021

collar snafu

When you own several park hobo mongrels and someone breaks into your house and puts a collar belonging some other dog on one of your mongrels. Most common if none of your dogs are viable guard dogs.

Someone snuck into my house and put a collar for a dog named Hunny on Mila. Rufy was asleep on the job and let it happen. So I tell everyone it’s a collar snafu and they happen all the time.

by Mongrel-free February 2, 2022