Canadian Idiot

The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)

Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"

by Megan ß. November 25, 2008

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

by queenbeardIII May 01, 2009

Canadian girls

Hottest French girls you'll ever find in the western world. They're respectful and have dignity and self respect and they know how to have fun without drugs or alcohol. They're also way better then American women.

Guy 1: dang see those Canadian girls over there

Guy 2: yeah man she's smoking hot

by GHT99 August 08, 2017

Canadian Goose

The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.

Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there

by SomeDudeFromCanada October 18, 2021

Canadian Winter

This is when a group of men "make it snow" on a willing female participant. The female is usually willing after a stretch of being neglected for video games.

First brought up by Doc Collins the resident love guru on the Gamerwok Podcast

My xbox RRoD'd so I started paying attention to my girlfriend. Instead of playing multiplayer on Halo me and my friends had a Canadian Winter

by a very cunning linguist January 25, 2011

Canadian Cocktail

A sexual act in which a male puts ice cubes in the girls rectum and proceeds with anal intercourse. Once the ice cubes melt to become water, the man shakes the women violently as if she were a cocktail, and then finally dispenses the cocktail into your choice of glassware. Drinking said cocktail is mandatory, or else why would you do this?

Mom: Did you get drunk last night?
James: No mom, I just had the usual Canadian Cocktail.

by AvyBaby April 28, 2017

canadian tobacco

The herbal supplement also known as Marijuana. Can retain to any specie or strand of cannabis sativa.

Hey, now what are yall fellas smoking?

A little thing we like to call 'canadian tobacco (tobaccer)' and sich.

Well golly gee, i's gots to try me some of that.

by The Doctor of Love November 02, 2008